Alright, listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about them… uh… “hentai games” on Android. Don’t go lookin’ at me all sideways, I ain’t playin’ ’em myself, but I heard the young’uns talkin’, and well, somebody’s gotta make sense of it all, right? So, here’s the deal, as best as this old woman can figure.
First off, what in tarnation *is* a “hentai game” anyway? Sounds fancy, but from what I gather, it’s just them games with… you know… *pictures*. Pictures of folks with not a lot of clothes on, doin’ things that, well, my grandma woulda washed my mouth out with soap for even thinkin’ about. But hey, times change, I guess. These games, they got stories and stuff, just like them books the kids read, only with more… *ahem*… “visual aids.”
Now, where do you even find these things? Seems like there’s a whole bunch of places. The young’uns, they keep mumblin’ about somethin’ called “*.” Sounds like a flea market, but for games. They say you can find all sorts of ’em there, some free, some not. Then there’s this “*,” which, I reckon, is pretty self-explanatory. And somethin’ called “Nutaku”? Lord have mercy, the names these kids come up with. They say you can download these games straight onto your phone, like gettin’ a new quilt pattern, only a whole lot spicier.
What Kinds of Hentai Games are Out There?
- Visual Novels: These are like them choose-your-own-adventure books, but with pictures. You tap, tap, tap, and the story unfolds. And sometimes, well, you get to see more than just the story. I heard tell of games like “Neostesia 2200” and “Creampire”. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but the kids seem to like ’em.
- RPG Sex Games: Now, these are a bit more involved. You got characters and levels and all that jazz, just like them regular games, only with… you guessed it… more *ahem*… “adult content.” Thinkin’ about it makes my head spin, honestly
