Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about these here…what do you call ’em… “hentai games” for that Android thingy. My grandson, he’s always fiddlin’ with that phone of his, and sometimes I see things I ain’t supposed to, I reckon. Hentai games on Android, huh? Sounds like somethin’ the devil cooked up in his spare time.
First off, what even is a hentai game? From what I gather, it’s them games with…well, you know…pictures and stories that ain’t exactly Sunday school material. Lots of big-eyed gals and fellas doin’ things that make my old cheeks blush. And they got all sorts, just like them picture shows my husband used to sneak off to watch when he thought I wasn’t lookin’. They got yer action ones, yer story ones, and even them…what’s the word… “visual novels.” Sounds fancy, but it’s just a bunch of pictures and words, far as I can tell.
Now, this Android thing, that’s where all the young’uns are playin’ these games these days. No more sneakin’ off to the picture show, I guess. They got it all right there in their pockets. You can download ’em, or play ’em right on the internet, just like watchin’ them cat videos, only…different. And there’s a whole heap of ’em, too. More than all the chickens in my coop, I betcha. My grandson, he’s always talkin’ about “rankin’ ” ’em, like they’re some kinda prize-winning hog at the county fair. He’s got his favorites, and his not-so-favorites, and he goes on and on about it like it’s the most important thing in the world.
- Some of these games, they got stories. Like them romance books my niece used to read, only with more…you know…skin. And choices! You get to pick what the characters do, which way the story goes. Sounds complicated to me, but the young’uns seem to figure it out alright.
- Then you got yer action games. I ain’t sure what kinda action they’re talkin’ about, but I imagine it ain’t the kind of action you see on the farm, like milkin’ cows or balin’ hay. Probably more like…well, I don’t even want to think about it. Just a bunch of noise and flashy lights, if you ask me.
- And them “visual novels”? Like I said, just pictures and words. But the pictures…they ain’t exactly landscapes and flowers, if you catch my drift. And the words? Well, let’s just say they ain’t poetry.
My grandson, he tells me there’s even places on the internet, like “hubs” he calls ’em, where they talk about nothin’ but these games. They share their favorites, give advice on how to play, and even…make their own, I think. It’s a whole world I don’t understand, and frankly, I don’t want to. But it’s there, whether I like it or not. And it’s all on that little phone, that Android thingamajig.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ it’s right, and I ain’t sayin’ it’s wrong. Times are different now, I guess. What folks do in private is their own business, long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody. But still, I can’t help but feel a little…uneasy…about it all. Seems like folks are spendin’ more time lookin’ at them screens than they are lookin’ at each other. And that ain’t right, no matter how you slice it. Playing games on your phone is one thing, but these…hentai games…they just seem a bit much for an old lady like me.
And another thing, you gotta be careful with what you download on that there phone. My grandson says there’s all sorts of bad stuff out there, viruses and whatnot. You could end up with more than just pictures of big-eyed gals on your phone, you could end up with your whole life messed up. So, if you’re gonna go messin’ with these hentai games on your Android device, you best be careful. And for heaven’s sake, don’t let your grandma see!
So, that’s my two cents on these here hentai games. They’re out there, on them Android phones, and there’s a whole heap of ’em. Whether you think they’re good, bad, or just plain silly, well, that’s up to you. Me? I’ll stick to my crossword puzzles and my chickens. At least I know what I’m gettin’ with them.
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