Alright, so you’re lookin’ for them adult games on your phone, huh? Them things they call “Android.” My grandkids are always fiddlin’ with them things, always clickin’ and tappin’. Don’t know what they’re doin’ half the time, but I guess there’s games for grown-ups on there too. Heard tell of it from the neighbor’s boy, said there’s all sorts of stuff, some you wouldn’t wanna show your grandma, that’s for sure.
Now, I ain’t no expert, mind you. I just heard things, you know, gossip from around the way. They say there’s games with stories, like them romance novels my daughter used to read, but with, well, you know… more. And puzzles, too. Like them brain teasers in the newspaper, but again, with a little extra spice. They call ’em “NSFW” games, which I guess means “Not Safe For Work,” though Lord knows what kinda work they’re talkin’ about, probably somethin’ them city folk do.
- Some folks are lookin’ for them story games. They call ’em “visual novels” or somethin’ fancy like that. Apparently, you make choices and the story changes, like them choose-your-own-adventure books. Only, you know, with more… adult situations.
- Then there’s the puzzle games. Matchin’ things up, or fittin’ pieces together. But instead of flowers or candy, it’s… well, you get the picture. Keeps your mind busy, I suppose, and other things too, from what I hear.
- And don’t forget them “dating sims,” where you get to sweet-talk characters and, uh, build relationships. Sounds kinda silly to me, but folks seem to like it. It’s like them dating shows on TV, but you get to be the star.
They say there’s a bunch of places to find these games. Some website called “itch-something,” sounds like somethin’ you get from poison ivy. And there’s others, I reckon, just gotta poke around and see what you find. But be careful, now. There’s all sorts of things on that internet, good and bad. You don’t wanna end up with somethin’ you didn’t bargain for, like them viruses they talk about. My grandson got one of them, made the phone go all wonky. Cost him a pretty penny to fix it, too.
I heard some names of these games, too. Summertime Saga, sounds like a soap opera. Dreams of Desire, well that one’s pretty self-explanatory, ain’t it? And then there’s Lst Epidemic… sounds like a disease, to be honest. But folks seem to like ’em, so who am I to judge? There’s also games with animals in them, they call it “furry.” Not my cup of tea, but to each their own, I say.
Just remember, these games are for grown-ups, you hear? For folks 18 and over, like it says on them cigarette packs. Don’t go showin’ these things to the youngsters, they ain’t ready for that kinda stuff. And don’t spend all your time glued to that phone, either. There’s a whole world out there, you know. Go outside, get some fresh air, talk to your neighbors. Life ain’t just about tappin’ on a screen, even if there’s some… interesting things on there. And always be careful, you never know who’s watchin’ on that darn internet.
So, there you have it. A little bit about them adult games on your Android phone. I ain’t played ’em myself, mind you, but I hear things. Just be careful, be smart, and don’t let it rot your brain. There’s more to life than just staring at that little screen. Now go on, git outta here and enjoy yourself, but don’t forget what your old grandma told ya.
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